THE POETRY POET

NOTHING RHYMES WITH POETRY

SKIRTS

ASK FOR CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRLS 

IN THEIR DIRTY 

LIL SKIRTYS

WEARING HATS

DROWNING IN THE FOUNTAIN

WHAT A LIFE

HOW IS IT

WHY DO THEY

THE SCHOOLGIRLS IN THEIR SKIRTS

THEIR BODIES INVERT

AND THEIR GUTS SPILL ABOUT THE GROUND

THE CLEANUP CREW IS CALLED IN

THEY ARE UNIMPRESSED

THEY STAB ALL THE GERMANS

AND THE STAB ALL THE FRENCH

AND ALL THATS LEFT IS A SINGLE BRIT

STANDING ON HIS OWN

FEELING A TIT

ON A CORPSE

OF A SOLDIER

HE IS A SICKO

HE WILL BURN IN HELL

BUY WAR BONDS

EAT AMERICAN CHEESE

LOOK AT SOME EAGLES

AND HANG YOURSELF WITH A FLAG

THE STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER

FLAPPING

AND SAPPING

THE LIFE FROM YOUR WICKED BODY

YO FLAG FAGS: DIE

FALL INTO A PIE

-

ITS JUST SOME LINES AND STARS

ON A BIG BIT OF CLOTH

WHY NOT SALUTE SOMETHING COOLER

LIKE A FELT PRINT OF MY COCK?

OR A GLOW IN THE DARK HAT?

OR A PORTABLE CAT?

OR ANY NUMBER OF USEFUL PRODUCTS

BUY ONE TODAY

STOP LIVING IN PAIN

ADAM RAISED A CAIN

AND WHEN MY FINGERS TOUCH BRAIN

I AM SUPERFLY

T.N.T.

-

PEACE!

GLAD I DON’T

I’M GLAD I DON’T

BECAUSE IF I DID

I’D BE SHIT

AND THAT WOULD SUCK

BENEATH THE WAVES

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

HAS FINALLY PERFECTED

THE AQUAPOPE

-

THE WORD OF GOD

WILL FINALLY BE HEARD

BY A BUNCH OF FISH

HOORAY!

THE QUESTION

WHAT IS A DOG

WITHOUT LEGS AND A HEAD?

-

IT’S A PRESENT FOR GRANDMA

TO KEEP IN HER BED

ROPIN’

I’M ROPIN’ I’M ROPIN’

I’M ROPIN’ ROPIN’ ROPIN’

I’M ROPIN AND I’M DOPIN’

Y’ALL SUCKAS STRAIGHT CATTLE POKIN’

SO I’M ROPIN’ AND YOU’RE CHOKIN’

Y’ALL ARE HOPIN’ THAT I’M JOKIN’

BUT IT’S CLEARLY IN THE OPEN

WHEN I ROPE SUCKA’S BONES GET BROKEN

AND I’M ROPIN’

ROPIN’

ROPIN’ ROPIN’ ROPIN’

ROPE

-

KEEP IT ROPE Y’ALL

W.

EXCITING NEWS!

GEORGE W BUSH

HAS FOUND

OSAMA BIN LADEN!

-

HE PICKED HIM UP

FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

AND BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE

ACCIDENTALLY

USING OIL BARON VOODOO

AND THE SWEAT OF AMERICAN WORKERS

-

NOW ONCE AGAIN

WE MUST KILL THIS PRICK

-

WHICH MEANS WE GET TO ENJOY HIS DEATH

ALL OVER AGAIN!

HEY!

THANKS GEORGE W BUSH!

THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG WASN’T IT!

-

AND THEN HE WINKS AT ME

AND THEN I WALK TOWARD HIM

AND WE KISS

DEEPLY

PASSIONATELY

WE SPEND THE NIGHT

IN EACH OTHERS ARMS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MISTER PRESIDENT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

TO US

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED AGAIN

IF

HEAVEN FORBID

A PLANE WERE TO CRASH

CARRYING ALL THE PERFORMERS

THAT WE SHOWER WITH CASH

-

LIKE BACK IN THE DAY

WITH THAT GUY WHO SAID HI

AND THE MEXICAN ONE

AND THE OTHERS

-

IF IT HAPPENED TODAY

THE PERFORMERS WOULD BE

KATY PERRY

PSY

THE BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHA

AND A PIECE OF HORSE

SIGNED BY LADY GAGA

FRACTIONS

BAT

IS HALF

THE BATTLE

-

THE SECOND HALF

IS USING THE BAT

TO CAVE IN THE SKULLS

OF THOSE

WHO OPPOSE